10 Famous Kids Who Party Way Harder Than You Ever Will
Hi, yes, hello. When’s the last time you’ve been to a proper rager instead of the sit-on-the-couch-eating-cheese parties that you usually attend? I know, pajamas are so cozy and TV is so non-judgmental. But I just wanted to be a pal and let you know that there are a bunch of celebrity kids out there showing you right up. They’re putting on their stupidly expensive outfits and going to their ridiculously exclusive parties and making you look so bad. No one else could muster the strength to tell you, but I figured that it was the least that I could do.
In fact, before you run to your nearest search engine to type in “cool places 4 cool ppl to party,” why not find out who exactly you’re in competition with? They’re big shoes to fill, what with their having been introduced to this lifestyle in the fourth grade and all. But if you act quickly, you could totally still catch up to these 11 young celebrities who party way harder than you ever have: