12 Vampire Diaries Quotes That Would Make the Worst Pickup Lines Ever
In honor of the recent premiere of Season 7 of The Vampire Diaries, I decided to take a trip down memory lane by reflecting on the previous seasons. So much has changed since Season 1, from love interests and villains to cast changes. But as I thought more about it, I realized that one thing still remained the same: Roughly half of the episodes mostly consisted of either passionate kisses, adorable love scenes or unbearably awkward moments filled with sexual tension. This isn’t so surprising, considering the fact that Elena was juggling two studs (Damon and Stefan) who were head over heels for her.
But back to the love scenes. While it was heartwarming to see characters be romantic and communicate how they felt, you have to admit, some of the things they said just wouldn’t cut it if they were to approach people that way in the real world. For instance, how would one even respond if a stranger were to approach them and say, “I want to kiss every square inch of your body?” Sounds creepy, right?
Check out these 12 quotes from The Vampire Diaries that would make the worst pickup lines ever: