What the World Would Be Like Without Miley Cyrus

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Whether or not you appreciate Miley Cyrus and her livelihood, you've gotta admit, the entertainment industry would be a far less… controversial place without her in it. You saw what it was like without her on Teen.com — on that note, should we bring back #MileyMute? — but now, let's imagine what the world would be like without the "We Can't Stop" singer all together…

We'd never have heard 'say what?' so much. Thanks, Hannah Montana.

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Hannah Montana Say What

Hannah Montana Say What

Hannah Montana Say What

And, of course, this catchphrase would never have been invented:
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Pole-dancing would've never found its way to the Teen Choice Awards.

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Liam Hemsworth may've not become LIAM HEMSWORTH. We know he's hot and all, and the world would suck without him, but would we have started caring about him in the first place if he didn't date MiCy? Eh.


It would've been a lot easier to 'tame' teens.

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Haircuts wouldn't make BREAKING NEWS headlines (unless Justin Bieber got one, maybe).

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Tongues would not have as much airtime.

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Students would not get suspended from school for twerking.


…or for riding campus monuments like wrecking balls.

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And children and parents alike would not react like this:


Let's talk about Miley Cyrus' 2014 Bangerz tour!

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