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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Short Girl

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Fellow humans, we say this with love — and frustration — there are just some comments that are better left unsaid. Case in point, all of the below phrases that are made to us vertically-challenged folks (a.k.a. short people) in a way that suggests the speaker is attempting to be funny, but is actually failing entirely. To help you out, here’s a cheat sheet of 10 phrases you should never use on or in front of a petite woman:

1. “How old are you, 9?”

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Comic Vine



2. “Can you reach that for me?”

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3. “Huh, so… you’re short.”



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4. “How tall do you have to be in order to be considered a little person?”

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5. “Aww, I can use you as an arm rest!”

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6. “What’s the weather like down there?”

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We Heart It

7. “You’re adorable.”

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8. “You make me feel so tall, thank you.”

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Huge LOL

9. “Do you have to, like, shop in the kids’ department?”

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10. “Too bad you can never be a model…”

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Fellow short people, what’s the one phrase you’re tired of hearing? Any you’d care to add? Feel free to let us know in the comments below!

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