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Yikes! Abigail Breslin Basc Hates Everything About Michael Clifford

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Ho-ly shiz, you guys! Abigail Breslin recently released her first-ever music video for her new song “You Suck,” and we cannot even handle how HARD she went in on her ex boyfriend. Oh, and did we forget to mention that said ex is 5 Seconds of Summer’s Michael Clifford? Oops! Now you know.

Now, when musicians get into relationships, you know that it’s only natural for songs to come out of ’em. But Abigail trumped even the queens of breakup songs like Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez to call out how much she hates Michael’s tattoos, the scar above his eye and his ever-changing bleached hair. And although the song is pretty freakin’ obviously about MC without any explanation, the 19-year-old musician confirmed that although he hasn’t “spoken to her in a year” the track is, in fact, about him.

“I was a bit like, ‘whoa!,'” he said. “I don’t know what to say about it!”



Yeah, neither do we. You probably can’t fully understand what we’re saying until you check out the video above and then read the lyrics below…

I hate your dumb, tattoos
I wish you’d fly, to the moon
Where there are no girls to use
Or screw over

I’m laughing cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don’t
Even though you try hard
You try hard



I bet you’re gonna hear this song
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you. Oh
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say

Is you really suck
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)

I hate the scar above your eye
It looks like you’re on drugs
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you’re not a catch



You’re just a dumba**
Bleachin’ your hair
Well, I hope it all falls out
And it falls out

I bet you’re gonna hear this song
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you.
Oh, and I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
And all that I wanna say is

You really suck
(sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)

Oh and thanks for telling all your lies
‘Cause now I realize I’d rather date a rock
Oh and thanks for the tickets to your show
I just wanted you to know all your band mates are hotter than you

I bet you’re gonna hear this song and say
(oh my god, she’s so obsessed with me dude)
But no
And I bet you didn’t know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you’re drunk
I bet you’re gonna hear this song
I bet you’re gonna sing along and tell tell your friends how I’m obsessed with you
But no
And I bet you didn’t know
I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me
And they said

You really suck

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