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Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything.
Lyrics:
I've never known female rejection
never had to beg for their affection
snap my fingers once then twice
no need for a third snap she is mine
When it comes to manners
I don't have many
when it comes to girls...
I could have any!
Don't have to take her out
don't have to spend no green
just grab my pepper-grinder and dip it into her vaseline
Pit the freezer against the stove
make a fisherman depressed
just two of many actions that make all the babes impressed
SUCH AS!
The raven-faced bike ride!
If you did it you'd look like a dick
but when I do it I LOOK AMAZING
Or I could do the lost matador routine!
Or force-feed change to a squirrel!
Or build a robot out of wine!
Or ruin a family's first vacation to America!
CREDITS
Directed by JOHN BEAMER
Written by JOHN BEAMER & NICKY CALONNE
Song by NICKY CALONNE & JOHN BEAMER
Cast:
NICKY CALONNE
NICK FEITEL
CHRIS WOOD
BRYAN GAYNOR
RAY FISHER
and
LAUREN STEFFANY
HEIDI CRAWFORD
HELEN ROGERS
HOLLY SHAWHAN
SHERRI LYSY
MARY BETH MINTHORN
ADRIANNE LaVALLEY
SACHA DOMINIS
LIPICA SHAW
CLARE RICHARDSON
BRACE RICE
SEAN LANIGAN
BEN PERRY
JOHN BEAMER
Produced by DAN BERK & BRYAN GAYNOR
Associate Producer ROBERT OLSEN
Shot by CHADD HARBOLD
Edited by BRYAN GAYNOR & DAN BERK
Sound Recording JACOB LaMENDOLA
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more music from Nicky:
www.myspace.com/terminalthrust
www.myspace.com/nekrogoblikon (Nicky's band's page)