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10 Horrifying Moments That Would Def Make You Poop Your Pants IRL

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It just wouldn’t be Halloween season without Teen’s annual trip to Universal Studios in Orlando, FL. For the third year in a row (see: Year 1, Year 2), we took in everything the amusement park has to offer, including The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, obvs:

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But you know the deal: the biggest event of the season has nothing to do with the consumption of Butterbeer or the waving of wands. No, no, the main attraction from mid-September to the end of October is… Halloween Horror Nights.

“On select nights from September 16th through October 31st, 2016, the streets of Universal Studios Florida® theme park come alive with hordes of horrifying mutants, monsters and maniacs. Nobody creates a more nightmarish Halloween event filled with truly original scares and authentic horror movie moments. You can explore terrifying haunted houses, make your way through multiple scare zones where creatures lurk around every turn, enjoy outrageous live shows, and experience many of the park’s most exciting rides and attractions.”

And, fortunately, we were able to attend the event on opening night! That means we got to walk through nine haunted houses — including the ones made specifically for American Horror Story, The Walking Dead & Krampus — basically before everyone got the chance. Let us tell you, there’s no more poop left in us. Yes, that’s probably TMI for your taste, but we’re just being honest. Here, let us give you a sampling of what we endured:

1. Meet Chance, the faithful sidekick to Universal fan favorite Jack (who you’ve seen around before). But do NOT stare — she’ll make you want to claw your eyes out… kinda like hers look.

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Universal Studios

2. There’s a reason they call it American Horror Story.

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Universal Studios

3. Yup, there was definitely some bowel movement there.

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Universal Studios

4. Oh god.

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Universal Studios

5. Sh*tttt.

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Universal Studios

6. Run.

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Universal Studios

7. FML.

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Universal Studios

8. “MOM!!!”

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Universal Studios

9. Yup, the girl in yellow 100% pooped at this moment:

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Universal Studios

10. #ded

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Universal Studios

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