15 Things That Prove How Dirty Disney Movies Actually Are

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Like most people (I assume), I grew up watching Disney movies. And, also like most people (I also assume), I loved them a whole lot. I’d watch each one of them over and over and over again, from The Little Mermaid to Beauty and the Beast to Anastasia (which, yes, technically isn’t really a Disney movie, but, for all intents and purposes, basically is), thinking that maybe, if I watched each one of them enough, I would wake up one day and actually be within a Disney movie as an actual princess, or, perhaps, a hilarious sidekick, like Flounder or Lumière. (I wasn’t picky about my placement, is what I am trying to say.)

And yet, somehow, despite these repeated viewings, I ended missing out on some, umm, important subtext that many Disney movies contain. Which is probably for the best, because, at the time, I was nowhere near old enough to pick up on it — most Disney movies (ones that you definitely watched at some point in your tender, precious youth) have a lot of super dirty, inappropriate things going on in them, with varying degrees of subtlety. It was probably too inappropriate for you when you were little! But now, of course, you are old enough to know the truth. So, check out these things that prove how dirty the Disney movies you loved so much as a kid actually are:

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