Here’s the Situation: The Situation’s Got a New Book

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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino signed copies of his totally unnecessary brand new guido handbook at a Borders in New York City over the weekend — and he surprisingly was wearing a shirt! The masterpiece is aptly titled, “Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,” which obviously sounds like a Nobel Prize winning book to us…

Click on to read a hilarious excerpt and check out photos from The Situation’s signing…

“No matter what T-shirt you select, whether it’s fitted, graphic, sequined, bedazzled, crew-neck, deep-V, wifebeater, or what-have-you, it’s about being proud of who you are. If you want to bust out a deep-V that’s safety-cone orange because you think that’s your color, then wear the hell out of that fruity shirt so everybody in the club knows that nobody owns it like you do.”

Would you ever read The Situation’s book? Hit the comments!