28 Tweets That Prove Some Taylor Swift Fans Have Dirty AF Minds
It’s been over a decade since Taylor Swift came out with “Teardrops on My Guitar” — feel old yet? — and she’s clearly not the same country cutie strumming a guitar that she once was. Her 2017 Reputation album release shocked some fans with a few more ~adult~ references than they were used to, but hey, she’s 27 freaking years old! And she did say the old Taylor is dead, after all.
Other fans are so on board with this new T.Swift, and we’d guess most of the X-rated Twitter users below would fall under that umbrella. They’ve been saying really raunchy things to the “Call It What You Want” singer since back when she had a sugary sweet good-girl image. But even now that she’s breaking out of that, we think these tweets are still a little much. The old Taylor def wouldn’t approve — and we don’t think the new Taylor will either.
1. Cool story bro.
@taylorswift13 I just think that my penis is ugly and I want to have a beautiful vagina to stick things in, like my pokey ball
— Billy William (@whereareubilly) November 22, 2016
3. No. #factsonly
4. Nothin’ like a little holiday spirit.
taylor i swear to god if uou dont hurry up and eat me out like thanksgiving dinner ill go berserk
— ASUKA LANGLEY FANCLUB (@muttzone) November 23, 2017
5. Too bad.
6. Ew times infinity.
@taylorswift13 show me your butthole
— Kielbasa HC (@KielbasaHC) March 6, 2016
7. How about no?
— meg. (@meagles520) October 27, 2017
9. What kind of proposal is that?
@taylorswift13 I need to insert my penis into an adult human female's vaginal orifice as soon as possible.
— Dndxkala (@dndxkala1) October 27, 2016
11. Of all places.
Love your boobs
— GaMeRsKiLLeR (@m7madgamerXV) September 7, 2017
14. Look around.
Am I the only one that wants to put my penis in @taylorswift13 ?
— Dylan Grantz (@DylanGrantz) June 23, 2017
15. One word: WOW.
— Sammiié (@Scookeeee) November 12, 2017
17. Ever heard of playing hard to get?
@taylorswift13 Taylor?….Do you want to see my penis pic?….
— dan (@zombierecursion) April 22, 2017
19. Not gonna happen.
20. No, thanks for asking.
@taylorswift13 are you down to lick butthole?
— OG Daddy Long Legs (@Ryan_F) January 17, 2014
21. Good to know!
@taylorswift13 One more thing, let me lick your vagina as a sign of respect in my culture… you only choose one, but this one, is worth it.
— Zygodelic Zoller (@zygodelic) September 8, 2017
24. A million times no.
@taylorswift13 you give me your vagina right now.
— Steven James Jordan (@stevenjames2361) July 28, 2017
25. Just stop.
idk wtf people talmbout … id hump taylor swifts butthole into a gastrointestinal nightmare if i wasnt married….
— DABS&METAL (@jakewilcken420) November 12, 2017
27. You can keep that to yourself.
28. Thumbs down.
@taylorswift13 Taylor…..I am imagining your vagina……
— dan (@zombierecursion) April 3, 2017