20 Signs You’re Addicted to Instagram
You’ve got a serious Instagram addiction if you experience any of the following signs:
1. Wake up in the morning; open up Instagram. It’s actually a great way to motivate you to get up for school.
2. Wake up in the middle of the night; open up Instagram. Hey, if sleep’s not gonna happen, might as well.
3. Sit on the toilet; open up Instagram. It’s not exactly hygienic, but who’s gonna know?
4. Brush your teeth; open up Instagram. There’s really no place you can’t open it up.
5. Choosing a filter is serious business. There are so many to choose from! (Okay, there are only, like, ten, but the world’s pretty much gonna fall apart if you don’t choose the right one.)
6. “It’s been 2 minutes since I posted. Why has no one liked my photo yet?”
7. Every time someone clicks the heart on one of your pictures, your actual heart grows three sizes. “I’m loved!”
8. You’re a hashtag fiend. #because #why #not
9. You’re so much of a hashtag fiend, you hashtag things/people that aren’t even in your pictures just for the likes. #JustinBieber
10. You refresh until ~*something*~ (re: ANYTHING) pops up. New pictures. New likes. Whatever.
11. Food in front of your face? Instagram it or it didn’t happen.
12. On the beach? Instagram your feet in the sand or it didn’t happen.
13. On the roof of anywhere? Instagram the view or it didn’t happen.
14. Your phone never has space on it because it’s clogged with selfies. Usually of you making the same face… in the same location.
15. When you discover that there’s no WiFi or cell reception:
16. The moment you see that your pic FAILED to post:
17. *~Talking*~ to famous people and getting their autographs is so NOT what you’re looking for. It’s all about the selfie life!
18. You actually THINK in Instagram mode. “Let’s see, there’s a plate of food, a ketchup bottle and a glass of water. How can I organize this to look more stylish?”
19. “What’s that? INSTAGRAM IS DOWN?!?!” NOOOOOOOOOO!
20. You’ve risked the life of your phone (and yourself!). Just to get the perfect shot.