“He was robbed!” That’s what a bunch of ladies (and probably gents, too) were screaming after they heard that Bradley Cooper — not Ryan Gosling! — snatched up People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive 2011” title. And while we certainly can’t deny that Bradley’s super fine, he wouldn’t even crack the Top 12 if Teen.com were to make the list. So, to restore order and put RyGos in his proper place (at the top!), we picked a dozen mega hotties that are way sexier than Bradley. The hotness is all below!
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Considering he starred in our favorite movie
ever of the year — Crazy, Stupid, Love! — Ryan deserves to be numero uno!
Alright, Bradley’s got some nice peepers. But Ian Smolder-hotter (that’s what his last name should be) and his baby blues make us melt. Every. Single. Time.
And speaking of gorgeous eyes, how was Zac NOT on People‘s list?? We think even Bradley would agree that he should give up his spot for the former HSM heartthrob.
We’d take Alex and his chiseled jawbone over Bradley and his pointy chin any day.
Do we even have to say it? Darren Criss is supermegafoxyawesomehot. No contest.
We saw Bradley’s sculpted abs in The Hangover, so we’ll admit that he’s smokin’. But we all know who’d actually win in a battle of the bods (wink wink).
The Biebs’ baby mama drama made us afraid that he’d go into hiding. Instead, he came out of it looking hotter than ever! Amirite?
With his second album, Take Care, and sexy new lyrics, Aubrey Graham (yes, that’s his real name) deserves a spot more than Bradley, who clearly can’t even sing a note.
No amount of “gossip” could ever make us think any less of Chace. Bradley, on the other hand? We’d totally drop him if any bad news came out.
Uhh, Andrew’s gonna play Spider-man! Can B.Coops say the same for himself?
The Codester knows how to make a girl feel special. Meanwhile, there’s probs a running list of Bradley’s
throwaway GFs (:cough: J.Lo).
If you’ve even seen a snippet of the JoBro’s “Just In Love” video, then you know why he should be in the “Sexiest Man Alive” category. No further commenting necessary.
What do you think of our list? Or better yet, who would be on yours? Vote for the sexiest of our chosen hotties, then tell us your Top 12 below!