Robert Pattinson Covers Vanity Fair, And We’ve Never Been More Jealous of an Alligator

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When we heard Rob was going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair, we knew he’d look hot. But we weren’t expecting him to be draped in an alligator while doing so.

The magazine won’t hit stands for a few more weeks, but we’re already excited to get our hands on a copy because there’s nothing as awkwardly adorable as a good R-Pattz profile story.

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On Kristen Stewart: “Oh, she’s cool. Even before I knew her, I thought she was a really good actress… I still think there are few girls in her class that are as good as she is.”

On Charlie Sheen: “I like crazy people who don’t give a f***.”

On his sweet tooth: “I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.”