Robert Pattinson’s Ideal Night Is Hanging Out With One Lucky Dude (Sorry K-Stew)

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If you didn’t already think Robert Pattinson was the most adorbs guys in Hollywood, this quote will convince you. Elle Magazine asked him what his ideal night was, and he replied, “I just got a little dog, so I’m having a very girly night here with my pup, a rescue mutt. It’s going to sound like I’m making this up.” OMG, so cute.

Rob also spilled on being evil and beating up paparazzi…

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On what “percentage of evil” he is: “I mean, I used to think it was more—around 40. I think I was overestimating. I think it’s more like 3, which is very disappointing.”

On being shy: “I guess if you’re constantly in public, you’re not embarrassed about anything. But dancing is my Achilles’ heel—I don’t even try. It’s like, ‘Come on, dance!’ ‘No, I’m not getting up!’ I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I’m a great dancer then.”

On paparazzi: “You know, when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around—I don’t know, in 15 years or something—I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the sh*t out of him. I mean—out of nowhere—when my picture’s not even worth…and I’ve spent all my money, so you can’t sue me!”

Read the rest of the interview at Elle.com. It’s awesome and hilarious, promise!