Playlist of the Week: 5 Songs With the Craziest and Most Hilar One-Liners Ever!

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Ever sit and really pay attention to a song and then realize it’s actually about the craziest, most ridiculous things?! Been there, done that. So this week, we decided to round up some of our fave crazy and hilar one-liners we’ve heard in some of our fave songs that Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber say in their lyrical flows.

Click on to peep our playlist and see if it keeps you ROFL, too!

1. “Super Bass” – Nicki Minaj
“You’re like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh.”

2. “Till the World Ends” – Britney Spears
“The kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see. Spit it out cause I’m dying for company.”

3. “Give Me Everything” – Pitbull feat. Ne-Yo
“I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” And of course, “Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak or better yet, go to Times Square take a picture of me with a Kodak.”

4. “Poker Face” – Lady Gaga
“Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin. I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’ with my love glue-gunnin’.”

5. “Ladies Love Me” – Chris Brown and Justin Bieber
Biebs: “I am hetero baby, you better know!”
CB: “And who the hell is smoking in here? Cause it’s super cloudy!”

Did you ever notice these hilar lines? Which other songs do you like that have some crazy lyrics? Share them with us in the comments!