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13 Silly Nicknames for Short People That’ll Make You… Hungry?

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There are many nicknames for short people that don’t necessarily sound the nicest. Pipsqueak, squirt, armrest — you get the point. There are others that will take you back to your childhood (i.e. Thumbelina and Polly Pocket). Then there are a whole bunch that do not make sense… because they double as foods. Here are 13 such nicknames for short people that’ll not only make you scratch your heads in confusion, but will also make you quite hungry:

1. Peanut



2. Shrimp

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3. Tater tot



4. Small fry



5. Munchkin

6. Short rib

7. Nugget

8. Shortcake

9. Short stack

10. Goober

Nestle

Nestle

11. Oompa Loompa

Wonka

Wonka

12. Fun-sized

Mars

Mars

13. Half-pint

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