An Ode to Our Favorite Birthday Girl, Nicki Minaj

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Nicki Minaj Birthday December 8You know we have a really good time writing birthday poems at Teen.com. Whatevs. They’re kind of our thing. So when we heard via other websites that today was Ms. Nicki Minaj‘s birthday (the big 2-9!) we were all over it. Click on to read our Ode to the Queen of Hip-Hop. And don’t forget to leave your praises for our rhyming and your own Nicki bday wishes below!

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It’s hard to believe Nicki Minaj is now 29
Since she looks really young and has a booty that’s fine.
But we’re going to celebrate her bday this year
By writing her this poem. And it’ll be good! Ya hear?

2011 was Nicki’s best year so far
Her album, “Pink Friday,” made her a huge star.
She’s worked with R&B’s best like Rihanna and Drake
A million number one singles? Please. Piece of cake.

Is “Superbass” the best song of the year? We think so.
Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Sophia Grace Brownlee also know
That Nicki’s superstardom is just at its start
And in the next few years even more Nicki we’ll heart.

We’ve been singing “boom da boom boom” all year long
And noone can deny that it’s an amazing song.
But her style is one thing we love best about Nicki
Her wigs are insanely hard to wear and seem tricky.

And now instead of being jeal that she’s worked with Britney, Ke$ha and Kanye
In honor of her birthday we just wanna say
Nicki, we can’t wait until 2012
When deeper into your music and career we will delve.
We know you’ll win Grammys, and your Barbz know that, too
So congrats on your amazing year and Happy Birthday to you!

Good one, right? What’d you think of our rhyming skillz? Almost as good as Nicki’s, right? What’s your bday wish for Ms. Minaj? Spill it!