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All the Ways Joe Jonas & Zayn Malik Are Basically the Same Person

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He already took his girl, but if Zayn Malik starts a male-female group (a la Joe Jonas with DNCE) after his solo career is dunzo, we are SO done. Just look at all the similarities between the raven-haired hotties already!

They both kicked off their careers in boy bands. Highly successful ones, we might add.



Columbia Records

Columbia Records

Columbia Records

Columbia Records

They gave solo careers a try. Success is TBD on the Zayn front, but it’s looking good so far.



Hollywood Records

Hollywood Records

RCA Records

RCA Records

They’re post-band music is far from innocent. The F-word would NEVER have gone over well in their respective former musical groups, yet look at the lyrics in their singles:



“I’ll be Diddy, you’ll be Naomi, whoa
Let’s lose our minds and go f***ing crazy”

—”Cake by the Ocean”

“Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
F***ing you, and fighting on”

—”Pillowtalk”

They have the same taste in women. One woman in particular: Gigi Hadid.

 

A photo posted by Zayn Malik (@zayn) on

 

Gigi Hadid had a hand in both of the aforementioned music videos. Gigi directed “Cake by the Ocean” and appeared in “Pillowtalk.”

They’re both really into fashion. They even once sat side-by-side during Fashion Week.

 

Like, the same fashion.

 

Like, the EXACT. Same. Fashion.

 

…Need we say more on the fashion front?

 

Now let’s talk about their hair game. Look at those large manes!

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Doesn’t matter the color choice…

 

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…’cause the other one is sure to follow suit soon after.

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

 

 

We rest our case.

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