All the Ways Joe Jonas & Zayn Malik Are Basically the Same Person
He already took his girl, but if Zayn Malik starts a male-female group (a la Joe Jonas with DNCE) after his solo career is dunzo, we are SO done. Just look at all the similarities between the raven-haired hotties already!
They both kicked off their careers in boy bands. Highly successful ones, we might add.
They gave solo careers a try. Success is TBD on the Zayn front, but it’s looking good so far.
They’re post-band music is far from innocent. The F-word would NEVER have gone over well in their respective former musical groups, yet look at the lyrics in their singles:
“I’ll be Diddy, you’ll be Naomi, whoa
Let’s lose our minds and go f***ing crazy”
—”Cake by the Ocean”
“Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
F***ing you, and fighting on”
They have the same taste in women. One woman in particular: Gigi Hadid.
They’re both really into fashion. They even once sat side-by-side during Fashion Week.
— Henry Clark (@henryclark624) July 23, 2015
Like, the same fashion.
— Heru C. (@allin1indonews) November 27, 2015
Like, the EXACT. Same. Fashion.
— Camii (@CamilaBelen1D) July 27, 2012
…Need we say more on the fashion front?
— CAPRICHO (@CAPRICHO) December 3, 2015
Now let’s talk about their hair game. Look at those large manes!
Doesn’t matter the color choice…
— zayn (@zaynmalik) December 10, 2015
…’cause the other one is sure to follow suit soon after.
— zayn (@zaynmalik) February 13, 2016
We rest our case.
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