Jersey Shore Recap: The 5 Most Ridiculously WTF Quotes from Last Night’s Ep

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Sorry, folks! Somewhere within our VMA excitement, we totes forgot to watch the most recent ep of Jersey Shore. Fortch, MTV re-aired the same show last night, and we got to see everything go down. And after last week’s insanity, the Ronnie/Situation showdown did not disappoint. Beds were turned over, Mike was sent to the hospital, roommates were threatening to leave. But ultimately, the overall winner was… the wall. And if that weren’t enough, didja know that Ronnie and Sammi are “done,” again? We know, we took it hard too.

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“I don’t want him to die.”–JWoww
This might just be the funniest thing Jenni’s said all season. Not because the thought of Mike dying is in any way hilar, but after he hit his own head against a wall, this is being a tad over-dramatic, don’t ya think?

“He didn’t hurt me. There’s not one scratch on my pretty little face. All those muscles? They didn’t do nothing to me.”–The Situation
1. “Pretty little face.” Really? 2. Ronnie may not have gotten Mike in the face, but how can you explain the markings on his neck? Those def didn’t come from the wall. Just sayin’.

“I’ve been calling girls since I’ve been here.”–Ronnie
Erh, we’re gonna go out on a limb here and say that this was probs not the best time to bring this up to Sammi. But hey, at least he was being honest.

“Some guy out there will appreciate me as a person, and will really love me for who I am, and it’s not Ron.–Sammi
Between the clinginess and the jealousy, you keep telling yourself that, Sam.

“You’re in the streets of Florence.”–Italian guy to Pauly
At the club with RVP, Pauly’s dancing with a grenade girl, when a rando guy asks him what he’s doing. Pauly, being in the state that he was in, started yelling at the dude. And this was what the guy kept screaming back. Hmm, somehow we’re thinking this isn’t much of a threat to three guys from the Jersey shore.

If you wanna see all the hilar, ugly and WTF moments from the ep, these pics might help…