Jersey Shore Recap: The 5 Most Ridiculously WTF Quotes from Last Night’s Ep

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Hope your Jersday Thursday was as good as ours, ’cause last night’s ep of Jersey Shore was cray-to-the-zee. For starters, single Ronnie is a sloppy mess. (But we guess that’s better than Ronnie-in-a-relationship.) And Deena‘s all up on Pauly D‘s… face. Seriously, when will they learn that it’s never a good idea to smush your roomies?!

But wait, there’s more…

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Check out the 5 most WTF (albeit hilar) quotes from last night’s ep below:

“If she’s got a basket on her bicycle, she’s too young for you, man.”Vinny
After everyone left the club, this started a string of ‘If she’s… , she’s too young for you, man” one-liners. These guys are so clever. Clearly.

“I don’t speak Italian. How the f*** am I supposed to make pizza?”Snooki
For some reason, they always have to have a job when they’re on the show (when we already know they make bank IRL). But Snooki’s going to have a hard time because you obvs need to know the language in order to make Italian food.

“I am the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.” -Ronnie
No comment.

“If Jionni can’t make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.”The Situation
Ick. Snooki, please save us from having to watch a Sitch/Snooki love sesh.

“I just want to go in the bed and cuddle with you.” –Sammi to Ronnie
WTF, Sammi. Have some respect for yourself, girl! Fortch, Ron responded with “I’m hungry,” so we’re safe… for now.

Oh, and check out the pics below from the episode to relive the magic: