Jersey Shore Recap: The 5 Most Ridiculously WTF Quotes from Last Night’s Ep

By  | 

Jersey Shore recap


It’s all over, folks! The fourth season of Jersey Shore is officially dunzo. And to be honest, we’re a little relieved. So many WTF moments happened these past 12 eps that our brains actually need a break to keep our IQs from dropping. But before we turn off the JS light for the next few months, we wanna present you with our final recap of the year, including Sammi & Ronnie‘s 5-minute smush sesh, and Mike‘s “apology.”

Find out which quotes made the cut!

MORE: WTF happened in Italy? The Teen.com eds weigh in…

Ciao, Italia

“It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles.” –Pauly D
It’s the first in-house Walk of Shame we’ve seen this season. Sam and Ron hit up the Smush Room so she could “relieve some stress.” But when they both came outta the room five mins later, the roomies no longer wonder why Sammi’s always pissed. Catch our drift?

Ciao, Italia

“I didn’t even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you.” –Ronnie
Before the JS cast leaves Italia, they each bring an item of clothing to the pizzeria to hang on an inside clothing line. (It’s an Italian tradition, apparently.) Since it’s supposed to represent them, Pauly brought a shirt with a star, Sammi brought short shorts, and D brought a thong — natch.

Ciao, Italia

“Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesn’t happen.” –Vinny
The last Sunday dinner marked a true moment in history. All the girls cleaned up after everyone! In fact, Snooki went as far as cleaning the table in the living room. Till she decided it was time for a glass of wine.

Ciao, Italia

“I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. I’d do him.” –Deena
Since the housemates spent all their time in Florence getting their drink on partying, they never took the time to explore the city. So Vinny books an art/history tour (ha!) for all of them to enjoy. And Deena did, clearly.

Ciao, Italia

“Mike’s apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, different… country.” –JWoww
Sitch takes Ronnie’s advice and apologizes to everyone for all his dramz. He even gives all the girls a rose each! But then he drops the bomb. He’s going back to Jersey, too. Dun dun duuuun.

Peep all the pics below for the rest of the crazy finale shiz: