30 Beyond NSFW Tweets The Vamps Fans Send James McVey on the Regular
Another day, another chance to analyze the dirty AF tweets The Vamps send to their faves. This time, we’re going to take a look at James McVey’s @ replies, which — you guessed it!! — are just as insanely cringe-worthy as Brad Simpson’s and Connor Ball’s.
Think you’re one of The Vamps’ biggest fans and are (secretly) hoping one of your over-the-top notes made our list of the most shockingly inappropriate messages to the British cutie? Keep reading!
Imagine what would be like having sex with @TheVampsJames
— since we were 18 (@tommosxqueen) January 15, 2015
2. Thanks for the info?
@thevampsjames I masturbate to the thought of you masturbating.
— Beth (@50ShadesOfMcVey) September 23, 2013
3. John Green should’ve thought of this one for TFiOS, TBH.
@TheVampsJames maybe penis can be our always
— jae mira (@lmaojae) September 29, 2014
@TheVampsJames LICK ME WITH THAT TONGUE
— ️ (@gordonscth) March 16, 2016
5. Always good advice.
@TheVampsJames cover your stump before you hump
— alice (@fgsalice) May 19, 2014
6. Why would you want this to happen?!
I want @TheVampsJames to murder my vagina
— joao (@weakymendes) September 14, 2014
7. Water > saliva
@TheVampsJames you don't need a shower James I can lick you if you want hahaha
— gail (@sexybunchbws) May 24, 2016
8. UH, NO.
@TheVampsJames WILL YOU COME AND GRIND YOUR CROTCH AGAINST ME?
— goon (@noceIIs) April 8, 2013
9. Thanks for the offer?
@TheVampsJames you can have sex with me if you want tho
— eva; (@lovatoftlouis_) October 28, 2014
10. We want a million dollars, so…
@TheVampsJames I want to have sex with you
— katy (@styIesnmikey) July 8, 2014
11. SUBMIT THIS TO A POETRY CONTEST!
roses are red, grass is greenish you moan my name when im bouncin on your penis.@TheVampsJames
— Natalie (@bradswife_22) August 7, 2014
12. Example of something you CAN’T ask a stranger:
— YTFF2016 (@rodelgrey13) November 20, 2014
13. *covers eyes*
— day ane (@nialldefender) May 4, 2015
14. How about no?
@TheVampsJames how about you stick your tongue into my vagina
— shan (@shanwtvr) December 9, 2013
@thevampsjames Sometimes I insert two fingers into my vagina whilst thinking of you x x
— Beth (@50ShadesOfMcVey) July 20, 2013
16. What Justin Bieber really wanted the lyrics to be:
— albert (@albertpawer) November 7, 2015
@TheVampsJames i heard your penis is big can i suck it off
— pipps |-/ (@Tomlinsers) August 2, 2014
18. Logistically, how would that work?
@TheVampsJames can i climb your penis
— reneé (@bradeprived) September 14, 2014
19. Does this mean ‘exploded?’
— cam (@holycvm) November 15, 2014
20. WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF?!
21. It’s the size of a golf ball???
22. Plz plz plz don’t answer that question.
23. Just go to the store!!
25. Or don’t.
26. ‘Salad sauce????’
28. Wouldn’t that hurt?
30. Yes, it is.
Pretty sure the time fans saw The Vamps in their undies doesn’t help calm the inapprop-tweet storm. Get all the deets on the embarrassing moment here: