Gossip Girl Recap: Vanessa’s Back, And So Is Dair! (Sorry Chair Fans)
Between new cousins and old nemeses, last night’s episode of Gossip Girl was filled with unexpected characters. Although Charlie and Vanessa are bound to bring big-time drama to the Upper East Side, Blair and her hilar one-liners totally stole the episode, as per usual.
Click on for the top 5 quotes of the ep!
Blair: “If Chuck is destined to be my prince, why kiss any more toads?”
Dorota: “Humphrey more Labrador than toad.”
Blair: “All I ever wanted was a simple fairytale. Kate Middleton has it. And I have much shinier hair.”
Dan: “With you, she was always caught up in schemes and take-downs, but that’s not really her. She’s intelligent. She’s intuitive, you know. She weeps when she watches ‘Nights of Cabiria.'”
Chuck: “You’re not supposed to kiss him. He’s Hum Drum-Humphrey. Epperly told me it was life changing.”
Blair: “Because it made me realize I wanted to be with you! Dan and I both know it meant nothing. Less than nothing. Right?… I was going to tell you all about it tonight, but that would have been a huge mistake. Dan Humphrey may not be royalty but at least he’s not a child.”
CeCe: “Oh, darling. Oh, you look lovely in your mugshot. It was smart of you to turn yourself in so you could make sure your hair was done.”