Teenager Attacked By Voldemort — the Goat!

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This story is so crazy — it has to be true! Recently, Jaxon Gessel, a 14-year-old paperboy from Utah was on his usual morning route, when he saw something approaching him from the distance. At first he just thought it was a dog, but quickly realized that couldn’t be it. He said, “It made a weird noise, kind of like a grunting noise,” then said the figure started going towards him, continuing, “I’m like, ‘What the heck is that?'”

He finally realized it was a goat — which he later found out was named Voldemort and belonged to a nearby family — but it definitely wasn’t a friendly one, much like the dark lord himself. Voldemort headbutted him off his bike, and when Jaxon tried to make a run for it, the goat then tackled him!

Jaxon recalled, “It just freaked me out when it stood up on its hind legs and just wrapped its front legs around me and pulled me off.” The only way he could escape Voldemort was to climb up a tree, where he stayed for about an hour as he watched the goat hassle everyone who walked by. Voldemort began to chase two girls, where he then made his escape.

So, how does the owner feel about all this? They said they “feel horrible that the whole thing happened.” Well that will teach them to name a goat Voldemort!

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