Someone Wants You to “Stop Believing” in Glee! We’ve Got One Guess As to Who…

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Well, we never would’ve guessed it, but Sue Sylvester is out to destroy the McKinley High School Glee club. Again. Obviously this doesn’t sound like hard-hitting news since she’s tried for, like, two whole seasons to do that. But now, Sue’s putting out a viral campaign entitled, “STOP BELIEVING,” to rally against Glee, or, more importantly, the Glee 3D movie! She even goes so far as to call our fave gleeks “deaf, howler monkeys.” Sounds like fighting words to us!

Get the entire dish on “STOP BELIEVING” below, plus catch a vid of the campaign!

MORE: Glee Season 3 spoilers!

Sue “wrote” the following letter:

“From the desk of Sue Sylvester
William McKinley High School

For two years, we’ve been mercilessly bombarded with the pubescent nonsense of carnival sideshow freaks calling themselves “The Glee Club.” These tone deaf, howler monkeys conned the plebian masses into downloading millions of songs; won Emmy Awards and Golden Globes; and have charted more singles than the Beatles. Roll over Beethoven, something stinks, and it ain’t the cheese, it’s The Glee Club.

And now, they’re trying to shove a 3-D concert movie down our throats.

It is with this declaration that I put forth this nation’s most important initiative since the McCarthy hearings: The Sue Sylvester “STOP BELIEVING” campaign.

It’s time to make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits by joining the “STOP BELIEVING” campaign on Her inaugural journey. Say “NO” to their insignificant cinematic experiment. I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2-D, much less 3D.

Watching this movie is not only an atrocity to this great nation, but it’s also bad for your health. If I may be so bold as to quote Dr. Charlie Sheen out of context, “Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

General public, join me and together, we can put an end to this vomit-inducing, ear-ringing virus called The Glee Club.

Internationally Recognized Cheerleading Coach
Sue Sylvester
dictated, but not read”

Will you join Sue in her plot to end New Directions? Or do you have your own statement to say back to her? Leave your own words in the comments, and make sure you watch the trailer for the Glee 3D movie here!