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Glee Recap: 5 Things That Happened at McKinley That Would Never Happen IRL

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Whoa! Can we just say that last night’s major twist on Glee was, well, a major twist? Aka we didn’t see it coming at all and we have no idea how the cliffhanger is going to end when the show resumes in April?! That was just mean, Ryan Murphy, to keep us hangin’ like that (read on if you have absolutely no idea what we’re talking about). But else went down at McKinley? And at Regionals? And what plot lines weren’t so realistic this week? it’s all below…

1. It’s Regionals night, so the competition is on between Sebastian’s Warblers and New Directions. Sebastian even blackmails Rachel and tells her not to perform so the Warbs can win or else he’ll put a nude pic of Finn online. This starts a fight between Rachel and Finn, but eventually they make up and Sebastian decides he wants the Warblers to win Regionals fair and square.But nope, not even this song could help ’em win the trophy…

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2. After last week’s meet-up at Breadsticks with Kurt on Valentine’s Day,, pretty much everyone at Karofsky’s school now knows he’s gay. He even got tormented in the locker room and cyber bullied online. But when Dave’s dad finds him after a suicide attempt (he was ok, thank gosh), Will teaches New Directions a lesson about looking forward to the future, Kurt feels bad and becomes his friend again, and Sebastian and the Warblers dedicate their Regionals performance to him. Our question is this, though — how did Sebastian go from sabotaging Dave and being mean to everyone him to dedicating his performance to him? Makes no sense…

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3. Sue is…wait for it…pregnant. We still don’t know the lucky guy whose sperm got implanted into Coach, but she’s with child and tells Quinn first and asks for pregnancy advice. And after a heartfelt talk and much urging, Sue decides to let Quinn back on the Cheerios even though she quit, and even decides she wants to help Will and the glee club win Nationals (since they clearly won Regionals). So Sue’s pregnancy hormones all of a sudden made her so nice? Um, isn’t it usually the opposite?

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4. After the whole Karofsky incident, Rachel and Finn decide they don’t want to wait any longer and just want to get married already. So after their big Regionals win, they gather at Town Hall with the rest of the glee club and their families to tie the knot. Their parents are trying to sabotage the wedding since they think they’re way too young, but Quinn says that she now wants to support their marriage. So as Rachel and Finn wait to get married while Quinn went home to get her bridesmaids dress…

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5. Quinn gets into a huge car accident! Rachel was texting her telling her to hurry up, and at the same time, Quinn wasn’t paying attention while driving and a huge truck crashed into her. Then the episode ended! That was it! What the heck! Is she gonna live? She hasn’t technically signed on yet for season 4, so are they going to kill her off? What’s gonna happen? And WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO QUINN?!

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What do you think/hope/pray is going to happen to Quinn? Will she be ok? Will it postpone Finchel’s wedding for a long time? Will Sue end up having the baby? Tell us everything you’re thinking (questions encouraged!) in the comments!

Read our Recap of the Glee Valentine’s Day Episode!