An Ode to Our Favorite Birthday Boy, Darren Criss
You didn’t think we’d let today pass by without giving birthday acknowledgment to Darren Criss, did ya? And since we unfortunately couldn’t wrap ourselves up and ship the box off to the set of Glee, we figured writing him this birthday poem would be less creepy suffice. So keep reading to see our ode to Darren, and be sure to leave your own bday messages for him in the comments, k?
Today is the birthday of our favorite of the gleeks,
the hottie who we get to watch on TV every week.
It’s Darren Criss, you guys! Aka Blaine Anderson
And we’re about to tell you why we love him a ton.
Let’s start with his talent first, Ok?
Actually, in that case we’ll be here for a day.
We loved him back when he was just a Starkid
With singing and dancing and making funny vids.
But now that he plays our fave former Warbler on Glee
Our love for Darren has grown exponentially.
We love when he sings Katy Perry songs and hangs out with Kurt
And sidenote, we just about die when he wears a bowtie with that shirt.
But how can we forget Darren’s Broadway debut?
It was only for a few weeks, but we don’t think that matters. Do you?
Darren just proves he’s got the dancing and acting chops
And singing, especially — we hope he never stops!
Now just a quick word before we go
About Darren’s good looks. They can’t go unmentioned, ya know
Between his curly fro and that boy-next-door charm
We want nothing more than to have Darren Criss on our arm.
So Darren, today as you turn 25,
And until again we get to see you perform live
We wish you the happiest of birthdays that you’ve ever had
And please just know we’ve got a crush on you like MAD!
Good one, eh?! What was your fave part of the poem? What do you wanna tell Darren on his special day? Tell us below, ok?!