21 Inappropriate AF Tweets The Vamps Fans Legitimately Sent to Brad Simpson
To be a member of any successful young band you must: be adorable AF, have some serious talent, and be willing to be on the receiving end of some HIGHLY dirty tweets on the reg. Like the guys from 5 Seconds of Summer, One Direction, and Big Time Rush, The Vamps’ Brad Simpson has a Twitter page that has @ replies so inapprops that even the dirtiest of minds will be taken aback. Think you can handle some of them? Take a look…
@TheVampsBrad can you dm me a pic of your penis so I can tattoo it onto my forehead ???
— steph (@enchantedsteph) August 2, 2015
@TheVampsBrad brad do u violently masturbate to pictures of kendall jenner
— laaandz (@luckycharmharry) March 19, 2013
3. Is it?
@TheVampsBrad I need to see your penis it's for a science project
— T (@toniiLOVEEE) November 14, 2014
4. We can’t say for sure, but we’re guessing the answer was no…
@TheVampsBrad would u do sex positions for me and steph for m&g next tour ????
— Niamh (@niamhchar) August 3, 2015
5. WTF!?! WHY???
@TheVampsBrad finger me till my vagina falls off
— shan (@shanwtvr) August 7, 2014
6. Example of something you should NOT ask a stranger:
@TheVampsBrad Are you gonna masturbate
— Allie (@hemmosjunk) March 2, 2013
7. *covers eyes as you’re wiggling brows*
Let's get naked and explore our inner secrets *wiggles eyebrows*
— nicky (@ITL0GNIBRADLEY) April 27, 2016
@TheVampsBrad kick me in the face and then in the vagina
— maria (@dncebrad) September 3, 2015
9. In the wise words of Pretty Ricky…
@TheVampsBrad now bby grind on me
— baby n (@HOTMESSLUCAS) May 27, 2015
2:13am @TheVampsBrad to have kinky sex with me
— smh (@4xbidden) February 15, 2015
11. Welp, that’s blunt!
@TheVampsBrad HUMP ME
— Dani Kay (@Dani_LoveLouis) February 16, 2013
12. And so’s that!
@TheVampsBrad you make me horny
— Anna (@ironpercy) May 12, 2015
@TheVampsBrad why dont u fly urself into my vagina
— mette (@ffsconnor) September 7, 2014
14. Or, let’s not and say we did!
@TheVampsBrad lets have threesome tysm
— jin (@daddychrispine) August 1, 2014
15. Wow, that’s beautiful.
@TheVampsBrad if I was a chair id let you sit on my face.
— Paola (@HuggingCouture) August 7, 2014
@TheVampsBrad shirtless is good, but naked is better
— Lucie (@fckbws) January 27, 2015
17. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?!
19. ~cringing eternally~
20. This sounds painful:
21. And the forever classic:
Pretty sure the time fans saw The Vamps in their undies doesn’t help calm the inapprop-tweet storm. Get all the deets on the embarrassing moment here:
You're having a successful year here in the United States! How does it feel to be able to bring the music over here and share it with the fans?
Brad: "It’s very exciting, it’s a big deal. I feel like every band from the UK dreams of coming over to the US and putting music out and getting the opportunity to come over and record. To release an album, it’s a dream."
Photo: Instagram (wearethevamps)