21 Inappropriate AF Tweets The Vamps Fans Legitimately Sent to Brad Simpson
To be a member of any successful young band you must: be adorable AF, have some serious talent, and be willing to be on the receiving end of some HIGHLY dirty tweets on the reg. Like the guys from 5 Seconds of Summer, One Direction, and Big Time Rush, The Vamps’ Brad Simpson has a Twitter page that has @ replies so inapprops that even the dirtiest of minds will be taken aback. Think you can handle some of them? Take a look…
@TheVampsBrad can you dm me a pic of your penis so I can tattoo it onto my forehead ???
— steph (@enchantedsteph) August 2, 2015
@TheVampsBrad brad do u violently masturbate to pictures of kendall jenner
— laaandz (@luckycharmharry) March 19, 2013
3. Is it?
@TheVampsBrad I need to see your penis it's for a science project
— T (@toniiLOVEEE) November 14, 2014
4. We can’t say for sure, but we’re guessing the answer was no…
@TheVampsBrad would u do sex positions for me and steph for m&g next tour ????
— Niamh (@niamhchar) August 3, 2015
5. WTF!?! WHY???
@TheVampsBrad finger me till my vagina falls off
— shan (@shanwtvr) August 7, 2014
6. Example of something you should NOT ask a stranger:
@TheVampsBrad Are you gonna masturbate
— Allie (@hemmosjunk) March 2, 2013
7. *covers eyes as you’re wiggling brows*
Let's get naked and explore our inner secrets *wiggles eyebrows*
— nicky (@ITL0GNIBRADLEY) April 27, 2016
@TheVampsBrad kick me in the face and then in the vagina
— maria (@dncebrad) September 3, 2015
9. In the wise words of Pretty Ricky…
@TheVampsBrad now bby grind on me
— baby n (@HOTMESSLUCAS) May 27, 2015
2:13am @TheVampsBrad to have kinky sex with me
— smh (@4xbidden) February 15, 2015
11. Welp, that’s blunt!
@TheVampsBrad HUMP ME
— Dani Kay (@Dani_LoveLouis) February 16, 2013
12. And so’s that!
@TheVampsBrad you make me horny
— Anna (@ironpercy) May 12, 2015
@TheVampsBrad why dont u fly urself into my vagina
— mette (@ffsconnor) September 7, 2014
14. Or, let’s not and say we did!
@TheVampsBrad lets have threesome tysm
— jin (@daddychrispine) August 1, 2014
15. Wow, that’s beautiful.
@TheVampsBrad if I was a chair id let you sit on my face.
— Paola (@HuggingCouture) August 7, 2014
@TheVampsBrad shirtless is good, but naked is better
— Lucie (@fckbws) January 27, 2015
17. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?!
19. ~cringing eternally~
20. This sounds painful:
21. And the forever classic:
Pretty sure the time fans saw The Vamps in their undies doesn’t help calm the inapprop-tweet storm. Get all the deets on the embarrassing moment here: