Seriously, this woman has given me more laughs over the last few months than my Dave Barry book collection. Her paranoia, her raging egomania, her sheer hubris have all coalesced together into a beautiful package of gleeful hatred that makes it just so much fun to point out her many, many, MANY foibles.
Apparently, Gwyneth’s coming back to play Pepper Potts in the upcoming Iron Man 2, and she’s glad to be back but she’s having some serious trouble dealing with co-star Scarlett Johansson. Dig the word:
“Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”
Uh oh, Gwyneth–a new “frenemy” on the horizon? Will there be another scathing GOOP piece like your mid-April Be about “evil tongues”? I’m eagerly awaiting the news post that says she’s been chucking expensive toilet paper and Faberge eggs at Scarlett’s trailer.
So thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow for once again being a massive prat and giving me tons of cannon fodder!













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