The shrill, chalkboard-screech cries of “Daaaaaddyyyyy, make them STOOOOOP!” we all heard last Tuesday after Howard Stern played an “unedited sound-board” version of Beyonce singing “If I Were A Boy” on the Today show wasn’t just in our imagination, folks–Beyonce ran to daddy and demanded he make them stop talking smack about her.
And daddy was promptly there to back up little meal ticke–err…baby Beyonce…with a lovely quote, assuring all and sundry that Howard Stern was a lying sack of crap and that the recording was “obviously altered”. He followed up with:
“If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them. If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing ‘America the Beautiful’ and ‘At Last’ at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce’s vocal ability, they’ve gotta be an idiot.”
Yes, clearly, everyone who disagrees with Matthew Knowles is an idiot. There is no other option. Howard Stern is a lying sack of crap. Anything else is just impossible.
Methinks the manager doth protest too much….
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