Okay, see…this is why it’s postively imperative to keep celebrity’s mouths shut as much as is possible, because when you let them go off the rails, they say the most amazing things. And that’s not a compliment, either–dig the word from the recently jilted Hulk Hogan:
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
Oh wow. That’s probably actionable. Don’t be surprised if Linda gets on the phone to her lawyers and pretty soon that nineteen year old boy OWNS your house while you’re in prison, Hulkster. Then when you meet your cellmate, the four hundred pound Filipino named Big Lupe who LOVES your pretty blond hair, then maybe you’ll consider the simple virtues of restraint.
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