So Miley’s been caught flashing cameras again, and it’s STILL our fault for talking about it.
If you go here, you’ll discover that Miley’s been out running, and showing plenty of skin in the process. Thus, it’s not a surprise that she was photographed, and her response is textbook Miley. Specifically, Page 3, in the big bold heading: IT’S ALL THE MEDIA’S FAULT.
Clearly working off the “amplify and distort” section of the chapter, Miley came back with:
“I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I’m not allowed to jog any more… As I’m running, [my shirt] got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top. So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me!”
This begs the question, Miley, sweetie, if you’re just planning to go jogging, why wear a bikini in the first place? I believe most of my female readership will back me up and say that, generally, a SPORTS BRA is designed specifically for that sort of thing and is actually PREFERRED for it.
That’s why they call it a SPORTS bra, Your Martyrdom. It’s designed for SPORTS. Like jogging.
But you wouldn’t have been a photo op target wearing one of THOSE, now would you?
Methinks the Miley doth protest too much….
April 13th, 2009 at 8:46 am
thankyou dr.kenny i wanna be your bff now you understand more than stupid stevea
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Enough is enough let this young lady be a teenager. I am tired of seeing her face splashed on papers and breaking news garbage just to get viewers.