Who indeed? Who ever could pull such a thing off? Seems Katie Holmes’ “schedule” was just entirely too jam-packed with other stuff (possibly including who knows how much Scientology weirdness) to continue her role in upcoming film The Other Side. So guess who they got to replace her? No more obliqueness here—it’s LINDSAY LOHAN. No, seriously. Stop [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, May 14, 2009
Holy CRAP, man…just when I start thinking that maybe things can go back to normal between me and Lindsay Lohan and I can start mocking her again, she goes and does something truly pathetic again to make me sad I even thought about it. Seriously, folks, dig this. Couple days ago, LAPD got a phone call [...]
Continue reading...Friday, April 24, 2009
I don’t think in the history of tabloid celebrity bashing have I ever gotten sick of, or ever even cared about the way a celeb was getting treated by the paparazzi. But the constant negative coverage of Lindsay Lohan has just gotten old. The starlet said it herself, “My life really isn’t that interesting.” And it [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, April 21, 2009
So I’m really actually genuinely feeling BAD for Lindsay Lohan now–dumped by her lesbian girlfriend, left high and dry by her friends, her family using her for a meal ticket…apparently now she’s back on the drugs like no tomorrow. Bright one Easter morning, when most families are thinking church and brunch out, or possibly a ham [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I think somehow tout Hollywood just went totally bughouse bonkers over the weekend, folks, because there’s a surprising superabundance of news to pass on. One of the biggest things was that, finally, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. And SamRo, perhaps realizing that La Lohan is a massive pile of unstable, just sought a [...]
Continue reading...Monday, March 30, 2009
I was going to make the headline “R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan’s Career”, but really, her career died when I Know Who Killed Me came out. Actually, that was more like the nail in the coffin: it died almost a year before that, when news leaked out that she was showing up late to the set of [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 19, 2009
And now, just to top off the day, thanks must go out to Lindsay Lohan, who will be receiving as a token of my personal esteem, the Hope Diamond. Seems La Lohan had a pretty busy weekend–not only was there a warrant out for her arrest, which got cleared up once the lawyers were sufficiently unleashed, [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Though La Lohan just might wish she hadn’t, when all is said and done. Check out the new depths of celebrity idiocy that came spewing forth from Kim Kardashian whilst at a fancy dinner just last night at New York’s Nobu 57: “It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 12, 2009
It’s been all over TV that Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism for her same-sex partner Samantha Ronson. Lindsey is obviously still trying to find herself in this lifetime. I mean, who converts their religion for their significant other? Not to try teaching religion but I know that there are several scriptures and documentations, that strictly warn [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Perez Hilton is STILL smarting about the fact that Zac Efron is still into Vanessa Hudgens. Photographed at the Tuesday LA Watchmen premiere, Zac and Vanessa were looking pretty happy together, at least that you could tell. Perez instead stamped his name over Vanessa’s face, and refuses to call her by name, saying: “Unfortunately, the Zefron is [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Talk about a day maker. Not for the poor schlubs who had to see this, of course, but rather for me. Seems that whilst I was dozing a while back, somehow, Lindsay Lohan managed to come out with a series of topless photos. And these are pretty scary pictures, too–of course I’m going to link you to [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 17, 2009
More celebrity squabbles for celebrity train wreck couple du jour Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson–seems the duo were spotting having a particularly loud row outside Charlotte Ronson’s celebrity fashion week party. The cause, according to sources who couldn’t help but eavesdrop, was that Lindsay just wasn’t putting in the quality time with Samantha. How can we [...]
Continue reading...Monday, February 16, 2009
JustJared posted an “exclusive” on Friday announcing that Lindsay Lohan would star in the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Except, they made it up. A producer on the remake, Brad Fuller, spoke to Hitfix and explained that all of the quotes from producer Andrew Form in the original article were fake and they haven’t pursued Lohan [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, February 5, 2009
So Lindsay Lohan got her license back…How long do you think she will keep it this time? Who knows, but it’s got to feel real nice to be able to get your license, and a new car to whip around with it! One thing we can’t say bad about her, is her taste in cars! She’s pushin’ [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 3, 2009
I’m quite thoroughly confused at this point, folks. At this point, anyone could say just about anything about Lindsay Lohan, up to and including she’s an advance scout for an alien invasion of four-headed slime monsters and I would shrug and say, “Yeah, probably”. La Lohan was apparently down in Tampa watching girlfriend Samantha Ronson perform [...]
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