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DJ Jesus, Courtesy of Madonna

You know, it’s GREAT to be Madonna’s “friend”, as Jesus Luz is discovering—seems that Madonna just laid out a pile of loot to help turn Jesus Luz in to DJ Jesus.  She’s hired none other than DJ Enferno to tutor Luz, and shelled out about sixty thousand bucks US to buy him an array of [...]

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Madonna Treats Kate Hudson Like Adult At Polo Match

That may be one of the scariest headlines EVER. Remember the whole Jesus Luz thing I talked about last week, saying that he and Madonna were “just friends”?  And remember how I thought that might send Madonna off the deep end?  Well, here was the first major test of that hypothesis, when both Madonna and Kate [...]

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And Madonna Just Got Friend Zoned

Fellas, we’ve all been there.  We’ve all been interested in that certain lady that makes our hearts–among other things–do that oh-so-rare pitter-pat, and then have her turn around and tell us that she thinks we’re the best of friends. Well, count Madonna in on the list of people who’ve been there too, as her twenty-two year [...]

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Madonna’s New Boyfriend: Creepy Boy Skank With God Complex?

Seems the ever-watching ocularies of the media have been keeping eyes front on Madonna’s new boyfriend Jesus Luz.  Of especial interest after the recent revelations that the Material Girl’s former beau Alex Rodriguez was doped to the gills on steroids roughly six years ago, Luz had quite a past of his own. Page Six did some [...]

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