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And Michael Jackson Weirdness Continues

This man is some kind of walking trainwreck, I tell you what.  I’m not even going to make fun of him, because the Great Gloved One is just entirely too downright weird.  The truth is bizarre enough without me railing on him. Dig this–apparently Michael might have picked up a staph infection during a recent round [...]

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Anna Nicole Smith…The OPERA??

Opera is now officially dead, kids. And no, I don’t mean OPRAH.  I mean actual opera.  Like with the fat chicks singing. Why do I pronounce the great classical medium dead?  Well, that’s an easy one. Because someone’s decided to make an opera out of Anna Nicole Smith’s life. Read that sentence a couple times.  If you’re not [...]

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Sarah Palin Making Run At The Big Screen?

And here I thought nothing was going to be scarier than Lady Gaga’s gigantic new bow! Two Hollywood screenwriters are already facing each other down for the chance to convert various aspects of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin’s life to movie form.  Check out the concepts being batted around: Milk writer Dustin Lance Black can’t get the thought [...]

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Tila Tequila Scares Hell Out of Grammys

I think everyone secretly knew there was something graphically wrong with this chick from the get-go, but man, if we ever needed a REASON to be scared of Tila Tequila, well, we got it at the Grammys. When Hurricane Tila hit grounds at the Grammys’ FNF (Friends and Family) party, she brought a lot of rain [...]

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Someone Get The Thorazine–Lady Gaga’s Dressing Herself Again.

You know, this may be the best part about the whole celebrity beat.  I love cracking open my news sources and finding new examples of sheer celebrity lunacy to talk about.  And as long as there are Lindsay Lohans, Paris Hiltons, and their imitators around, I will NEVER run out of fodder. Today’s bit of interesting [...]

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…We ARE Talking About Steve-O From Jackass, Right?

There are days, folks, when I can barely force my fingers to believe that which I intend to type.  Seems that none other than Steve-O from Jackass is looking to be next on Dancing With The Stars. Yes.  Steve-O.  That halfwit who got his own face tattooed on his back (why? In case he forgets what [...]

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