In a move that may well actually explain pretty much everything about Gwyneth Paltrow, including the existence of her GOOP mag that no one really cares about, Gwyneth related a story through said useless rag that just really takes the taco. Dig the word: “This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, April 16, 2009
Okay, see…this is why it’s postively imperative to keep celebrity’s mouths shut as much as is possible, because when you let them go off the rails, they say the most amazing things. And that’s not a compliment, either–dig the word from the recently jilted Hulk Hogan: “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, April 16, 2009
This couldn’t make less sense if it tried, folks. Seriously. I’ve reported on a whole lot of celebrity weirdness, celebrity stupidity and sheer balls-out celebrity insanity in my time here, but man, this could quite possibly be the weirdest thing YET. Apparently there’s some kind of running battle amongst Hollywood’s Twitter devotees to try and be [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Seems Britney’s Circus tour is becoming quite a circus in its own right. Remember how I was talking about Britney’s bizarre cries following the Vancouver stop? About the weed and suggesting how audience members should “rock out”? Well, apparently there were others. And man…they’re BAFFLING. For instance, while starting things off at the San Jose show, [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, April 9, 2009
All right, folks, it’s time for some FUN! That’s right–a whole BATTERY of Miley Cyrus DIRECT QUOTES! Strap in and make sure your barf bags are handy, because this one’s a doozy! “I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him (Justin Gaston). He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, April 9, 2009
John Mayer is just amazing. Really he is. He had a PURPOSE when he slapped on his Twitter feed today, and here it is, in a double-stuff Twitter post assembled from two smaller posts: Okay, I’ll admit it, I kind of want to rally everyone on Twitter and inspire them to have a great day. But [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wow. You know, I say this a LOT around here, but this may be the biggest chunk of celebrity weirdness I’ve seen in one place. I say this a lot because it always seems like I’ve found the weirdest thing ever, at the time, until I actually go out and find something EVEN WEIRDER. Take for example [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, April 7, 2009
You know, you’ve got to hand it to the poor guy. He has NOT been doing well in Hollywood pretty much ever since Diff’rent Strokes broke up, and yet, despite this, he’s still in there swinging. But there’s a limit…and I think he may have reached it with his upcoming film Midgets Vs. Mascots. Follow that [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I think somehow tout Hollywood just went totally bughouse bonkers over the weekend, folks, because there’s a surprising superabundance of news to pass on. One of the biggest things was that, finally, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. And SamRo, perhaps realizing that La Lohan is a massive pile of unstable, just sought a [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 26, 2009
Robert Pattinson, I swear, you only get WEIRDER with each passing day. What IS it about you, man? Are you bound and determined to sabotage your own gravy train? Do you HATE being the object of pubescent fantasy all around the world? Because we’ve heard the stories about how you bore stalkers to tears, and [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 26, 2009
Pot to kettle: you are BLACK. Say again, you are BLACK. In a move that’s sure to baffle just about everybody who looks at it, somehow, Simon Cowell is convinced that there are ruder celebrities out there than him. You might wonder who this cesspit of sheer anti-manner is, and oddly, you won’t be surprised. Even [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 12, 2009
Either this is the single longest prank in history or Joaquin Phoenix actually thinks he’s a rapper now. Apparently he put on a rambling and incoherent rap battle at the Fontainebleau’s LIV nightclub when someone in the crowd decided that this was just too good to bear and began heckling Phoenix. Phoenix responded thusly: “I saw the [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, March 3, 2009
You’ll recall my gore-crow warnings earlier about Lady GaGa subverting the fashion world and destroying couture outright. With her fashion sense that can really only be described as insane, and her inexplicable popularity, the wackjob singer has managed to draw followers. Specifically, Duffy. I’m baffled, frankly. Not entirely displeased, of course–Duffy’s looking pretty good in that [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, February 25, 2009
I’m convinced that numerous couture designers out there now look under their beds before going to sleep at night just in case fashionista boogeyman extraordinaire Lady GaGa is lurking underneath. Because frankly, this chick is terrifying for fashion. She’s got a combination of popularity, celebrity connection, and sartorial choices that Aleister Crowley look normal and [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Word is that Angelina Jolie–you know, the chick who wore a vial of her husband’s blood around her neck for a few years?–is SERIOUSLY creeped out by Nadya Suleman, the so-called Octo-Mom. I’m frankly amazed by this. This is a woman who thinks absolutely NOTHING of buying a set of DAGGERS for her seven year old [...]
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