The CLOG - A Clevver Blog

O.J., This Is Irony. Irony, O.J.

In what may be the biggest metaphorical kick in the junk EVER, after O.J. Simpson was sent up the river for nine to thirty-three years for holding a room full of people hostage while supposedly trying to reclaim his “stolen” memorabilia, we just found out what’s going to happen to all that memorabilia. It’s going to [...]

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Michael Phelps is No Longer Busted

So Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane…uhh…I mean of course LEON LOTT, the South Carolina sheriff who relentlessly pursued Michael Phelps for weeks before being told by the governor to back off AND managing to arrest eight other people in CONNECTION with Phelps has finally decided he doesn’t have enough evidence to go after Phelps. Quoth the Roscoe: “We [...]

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Ok, Maybe We’re All Being A Little Too Hard On Chris Brown…

Did he F— Up? Yes he did! But he isn’t the only woman beating fool in America.  Did Wrigley do right by suspending his campaign? Yes!  Every celebrity that does something that normal people do behind closed doors, and gets caught, looses their endorsments… Should WAKS Kiss FM in Cleveland have stopped playing his music?  No! He made [...]

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South Carolina Sheriff Goes Hog Wild In Wake of Phelps Bust

Remember when Michael Phelps got noticed by cops for smoking weed at a party?  Yeah, we all remember that.  Well, it seems that the fun doesn’t stop there. South Carolina sheriff Leon Lott is catching some serious heat from state governor Mark Sanford about the whole affair; quoth the governor “I don’t see what it gets [...]

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Chris Brown’s Career, R.I.P

You can officially stick a fork in the little dancester’s career because it’s over like a lead balloon. Not only did he MISS THE GRAMMYS, which is a pretty big deal, Wrigley’s has also recently announced that the chances of ever seeing those hip-hopish Doublemint ads on TV again featuring Brown are approximately equivalent to those [...]

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