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Is Paris Eating Those BFFs Or What?

So Paris Hilton is planning a whole new season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, and she’s actually planning to shoot the next season in, of all places, Dubai.  Apparently, they want to expand into a worldwide phenomena, in which Paris collects BFFs from all over the planet.  Moreover, apparently she’s going to be “respectful” [...]

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Paris Hilton’s Pre-Birthday Baccanalia

This chick is nuts. I know–right now, half my readership is smirking at their monitors and saying “What, you just NOW caught on?  You’ve only been typing up every weird thing she’s done for the last month.”, but sometimes, there’s just no way to be prepared. Apparently she recently staged a pre-birthday party (what happened, Paris, the [...]

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Paris Is Burning–Drunk, That Is. And Hilton, Not The City.

Over at The Superficial, I just saw the SINGLE BEST PICTURE OF PARIS HILTON EVER. Seriously…my God, just look at that face!  Isn’t that the face that launched a thousand ships…to get the hell away from her? So she’s in London right now, hawking the next season of My New BFF, since apparently she no longer gives [...]

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Paris And Brittany: BFF Not So F After All?

Seems that Sundance was the last stand for alleged BFFs Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger–apparently sometime after the huge Italian Job they conducted on the free handbags, Paris decided that she’d had all she could stand of Flickinger and started sucking up to American crusader Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane. Guess O’Day’s blend of patriotism and [...]

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Paris Hilton Descends on Sundance, Devours Free Swag

If my headline makes it sound like Paris Hilton is a plague of locusts, well, that’s not just a personal opinion any more.  Apparently, Paris’ recent visit to the Hollywood Life House Suite at Sundance cost them fully six grand in swag, including thirty Whiting and Davis handbags and a collection of other goodies. According to [...]

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