The next time recently-divorced Kate Hudson ties the knot–proving that celebrity marriages have an average shelf life better suited to fresh vegetables than an institution with serious religious overtones–look for her to leave a trail of enraged paparazzi pulling their hair out in rage and frustrated fury.
She’s ELOPING next time, she says.
Apparently, Kate Hudson just can’t stand things like her parents and future in-laws jamming their noses into things and trying to have their way. In fact, she even goes so far as to compare a wedding to a movie premiere with all the attendant egos butting heads. Even the folks who try to stay out of things don’t quite manage to pull it off–listening to Hudson talk suggests that, when it comes to weddings, people have all the willpower of those fresh vegetables I mentioned earlier.
But on a stranger note: she’s got in-law drama before she even ties the knot? Scuse me for chiming in as a marriage virgin, but wow–if your in-laws are already meddling in the wedding, don’t you think this bodes badly for the entire rest of the marriage?
From what I’ve heard and seen and witnessed on various horrible reality shows like Bridezillas, a wedding is a tough enough affair as it is without executive meddling, but is the solution really to run away from it all? Come on, Kate–suck it up and talk it out with your folks and in-laws! Welcome suggestions, sure, but at the end of it all it’s your big day–and your husband’s, of course–so you’ve got to have the final say.
Working things out like that will prove that your relationships have all the health benefits of, once again, those fresh vegetables I talked about already.
Hat trick on the metaphor! Yay me!
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