So Paris Hilton is planning a whole new season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, and she’s actually planning to shoot the next season in, of all places, Dubai. Apparently, they want to expand into a worldwide phenomena, in which Paris collects BFFs from all over the planet. Moreover, apparently she’s going to be “respectful” of different cultures—no pointing and laughing—and will be “walked through what is expected and allowed”.
This raises a whole host of interesting questions, such as:
1. Isn’t it at least somewhat likely she’ll be stoned by angry fundamentalists the second she sets foot on the ground over there? They’re still steaming about Salman Rushdie and that was like twenty, thirty years ago.
2. Who would want to be Paris’ BFF considering the shabby treatment she’s shown Brittany Flickinger? Guess the second F really isn’t that F, huh?
3. Who would want to be Paris’ BFF knowing that she’d be regarding them almost as a commodity, like rental homes? If she’s so desperate to collect BFFs, how will she ever know which one is B? Frankly, I REALLY doubt that second F now, and even that FIRST F is looking shaky.
Guess it’s just another day in Paris’ insane la-la land.
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