You know, it’s GREAT to be Madonna’s “friend”, as Jesus Luz is discovering—seems that Madonna just laid out a pile of loot to help turn Jesus Luz in to DJ Jesus. She’s hired none other than DJ Enferno to tutor Luz, and shelled out about sixty thousand bucks US to buy him an array of proper equipment.
But there’s already a note of tension—Madonna’s hoping he’ll specialize in old-school hip hop. But Jesus has other plans…techno. Worse, she’s apparently giving him style tips and correcting his grammar in public.
Maybe this massive emasculation is payback for the whole “we’re just friends” thing.













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