This could be awesome in the making, folks, so bear with me as I report from the earliest depths of celebrity gossip. So Kanye and Pink were at the same fashion show in Paris, sitting very near each other when the master genius Kanye loudly protested that–get this–Paul McCartney’s clothes didn’t involve enough FUR to suit him.
I know. I gasped too.
Pink, you see, is a PETA diehard, and you know what PETA does to people who wear fur. Check out what Pink thought!
“I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!,’ There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.”
Okay…so Pink’s willing to kill people to preserve animal rights. Say what you will, but skinning people alive is almost certain to kill them, if not by sheer shock trauma then by exsanguination. That’s not a skewed sense of priorities or nothing. Seriously though, Pink, dial it down a notch, huh?
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