Fellas, we’ve all been there. We’ve all been interested in that certain lady that makes our hearts–among other things–do that oh-so-rare pitter-pat, and then have her turn around and tell us that she thinks we’re the best of friends.
Well, count Madonna in on the list of people who’ve been there too, as her twenty-two year old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, told the show “Fantastico” that Madonna is his “friend, only my friend”. He then followed up with:
“Madonna is a person who I admire very much, a friend who has entered my life and [with whom] I keep in contact. I cannot say anything more than I don’t have plans of marrying her. I can’t say if she is the woman in my life.”
Good bye, Jesus…we hardly knew ye. And we won’t either, after Madge’s people sink you face down into a peat bog in Jersey.
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