Seriously–baffled is almost not strong enough. I can barely decipher her tweets into English any more. Seems like every time that girl hits Twitter part of my headmeat dies just a little. Dig the word:
“made pme lov3ly blackberry tea and my firat dress from scratch with hel from my pleat guy, wonderful french bucol chiffons idid the dyeing.”
What’s with the three? Did you just lapse into leetspeak for a minute there? Or are you just the lousiest typist ever? Sure, most of those could just be “wiigii” errors (small transpositions of keys, turning words like woohoo into wiigii) but there’s so many. Courtney…do you need a proofreader? My rates are reasonable–call me!
She then followed up with something a lot less spelling wrong and much more conceptually wrong:
“It’s weird cos marc jacobs were texting re the fallout and cleaing our lives of negative psychic vampires so its really at a good time, bye.”
…do I even want to know what “psychic vampires” are?
Thank you, Twitter, for a crystal-clear window into celebrity insanity at its finest.
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