I know—I’m still amazed my fingers didn’t fall off from typing that one. But the word is apparently true; Paris’ current beau of the week, Doug Reinhardt, is planning to make an “honest woman” out of Paris by proposing marriage. That’s definite, too—he’s CONFIRMED it, so says The Mail.
There are so many things to say at this point that one wonders just where to begin. They’ve only been dating for five months now, she’s been around the block more times than a trolley car, he’s a lunatic for getting involved with Paris in the first place and there’s a really, REALLY good chance that he’s just desperately trying to keep his name in the gossip blogs…right on down the line.
Good luck to him, though—he’ll likely need it. But man…Paris getting married. How monumentally screwed up is THAT?
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