Holy CRAP, man…just when I start thinking that maybe things can go back to normal between me and Lindsay Lohan and I can start mocking her again, she goes and does something truly pathetic again to make me sad I even thought about it. Seriously, folks, dig this.
Couple days ago, LAPD got a phone call that someone tripped the alarm in La Lohan’s house. She wasn’t home at the time, apparently, and thus police went to investigate. They found the place ransacked from top to bottom. Worse, there were pry marks on the back door, and some kind of nonspecific “tampering” with the back window”.
Oh, but that’s not the half of it–seems that La Lohan’s neighbors suggest that it was that ever-present bugaboo’s fault, the paparazzi. Photographers are CONSTANTLY outside the house, say neighbors, and they punched holes in the shrubbery and cut the wires on closed-circuit cameras before attempting their break-in.
I suppose it’s possible, but once again, I’m thoroughly sick of everybody blaming the media for everything, even break-in attempts. Though if it WERE their fault, I’d be just as upset at them for dragging our name once again through the mud.
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