It may have come to just as much of a surprise to you as it did to me, folks, but word is that Paris Hilton recently lost her dog. This is a minor celebrity gossip story on its own, but check out her reaction:
“It was so scary - she was gone for a week and I wasn’t sure if she’d ever come back. It was like losing a child. She was a couple of blocks away at an old lady’s house. The lady didn’t watch TV so she didn’t know my dog was missing. Then she saw the sign and I got her back.”
Clearly Paris hasn’t seen Billy Madison. Adam Sandler had plenty of choice phraseology for dog losers like Hilton.
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