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It’s true, folks–she wasn’t just a complete wackjob all this time–it was the DRUGS that made her nuts! How awesome is THIS news? The whole last two seasons of American Idol now officially make SENSE!

I feel so much better now.

Anyway, dig the word on just what the story was:

Abdul says she was diagnosed with a neurological disorder called “reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome” in 2005 and started wearing a patch that delivered a pain medication 80 times more potent than morphine, taking nerve medications, and muscle relaxers, and decided to enter rehab.

…EIGHTY TIMES more potent than morphine?? And other medication on top of it? She wasn’t just the queen of Cloudcuckooland, she WAS Metaluna. Double bonus kudos points for anyone who gets BOTH references there.

But YIPES, folks. Just…YIPES. That’s a LOT of medication–small wonder she hit rehab.

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