Maybe Miley went out and found a man that didn’t look like a vat-grown clone of her daddy.
It was getting pretty creepy to watch, but it seems there may be some trouble in Camp Miley between her and recent beau Justin Gaston. How can you tell, you wonder? Well, we’ve intercepted a few bits from Justin Gaston’s Twitter page, and with a little bit of speculation and extrapolation, we can draw a few early conclusions. Here’s the evidence:
First, Gaston comes out with: “Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.” Not exactly the kind of thing you put up for no clear reason–either he’s feeling very retro or very disenfranchised with love.
But three hours later, he followed that up with: “Best bridge ever: ‘Because money can’t buy a husband’s jealous eye when you have knowingly deceived his wife.’ (Derek Webb)” Now put the two together and you’ve got some serious troubles here–especially considering the recent goings-on between Miley and Nick Jonas.
Like I said, all extrapolation and speculation, but putting two and two together here makes for an unsettling picture to say the least.
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