Good to be back on the Clog, folks! Let’s wade right in to the best kind of celebrity stupidity–the kind they’re on record with!
“I no longer feel insecure about my acting. Early on I took any job that was offered, milking it for the money. I had no idea what I was doing — that’s when insecurity and self-loathing start.”
–Tom Hanks
Okay, um…you ARE aware that that’s how you get all the plum roles today, right? It’s called building a portfolio, a resume, or just plain old EXPERIENCE. You didn’t SERIOUSLY think you were going to walk right into Angels and Demons, did you? Man, maybe success is going to Tom Hanks’ head.
“It’s peculiar and unnerving in a way to see so many young people walking around with cellphones and iPods in their ears and so wrapped up in media and video games. It robs them of their self-identity. It’s a shame to see them so tuned out to real life”
–Bob Dylan
Way to bite the hand that feeds you, Bob; those kids on their iPods might well be listening to your songs. Besides, real life is graphically overrated anyway. You see what’s been going on in real life lately? Jobs are scarce, people living in tents, the President just blew three hundred large taking pictures of New York City that immediately became classified material…I think I’d rather be playing World of Warcraft.
“I’d go over to them (in the Middle East) and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.” –Paris Hilton
Paris, I love you. Really, I do. Sometimes I wonder if this whole stupidity thing is just an act but then you come out with something like this. They’d STONE YOU ON SIGHT. You know you’d never wear a burka. The thought of you going over there, throwing a party and hoping everyone would show up is either spectacularly naive or spectacularly stupid, I can’t tell which. It’s worse if you mean it, and if this is just part of the act, then you’re much better than I give you credit for.
Great. Now I can’t tell if it’s all an act again. Thanks, Paris!
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